Friday, July 16, 2010

This Week in “The Trials and Suffering of Andrew’s Life in Kenya”…

…Andrew is forced to serve as the head judge in the First Annual Busia Bastille Day Crepe-Making Contest between his two French roommates, Arthur and Bastien. After an exhausting and debilitating competition, including the fending off of countless beguiling European attempts at flattery and bribery, Andrew manages to completely destroy any remaining spirit of liberte, egalite, & fraternite by declaring ze winner to be Bastien’s revelation in nutella and pineapple. Vive le France!

3 comments:

  1. Just so you feel somewhat vindicated in your judgement - I ate at a very nice Italian resturant in Chicago this weekend and they served a very nice fried/toasted nutella dessert (for a great deal more than your French crepes) and it even came sans pineapple...DAD

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  2. Mediation, alternative dispute resolution, neutral third party facilitated negotiation - cost effective, confidential creative problem-solving! In short, Andrew!!!

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