Breaking News: Mosquitoes do not, in fact, have to be inside your mosquito net to annoy the living crap out of you. The little mosquito generals in the Department of Making Kim Jong-Il Seem Warm And Cuddly And Not At All Parasitic have developed and implemented to perfection the remarkable strategy of hovering just outside the net and doing their best impression of a throng of vuvuzelas, if said vuvuzelas were being blown by members of the Lollipop Guild sporting scuba tanks filled with helium. I firmly believe that having the blood sucked out of me and scores of malarial parasites regurgitated into my bloodstream would be more conducive to sleep.
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